i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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