I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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