Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
he thought i was a dude.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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