the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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