if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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