yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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