Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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