honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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