I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My life is pants optional.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The ass gains better be worth it
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