I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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