Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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