hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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