He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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