I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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