it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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