Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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