thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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