my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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