so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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