Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
