I want to have your abortion
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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