come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Who died my cat blue again?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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