He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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