you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
