Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
17 year olds will be the death of me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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