Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
