By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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