and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
vagina is talking i cant
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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