SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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