I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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