You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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