She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Oh god it's open bar.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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