That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
operation harelip BJ is a go
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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