Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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