id be glad to
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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