kristin has been a bad kristin
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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