the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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