i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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