U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
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