Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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