I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so explain again why im purple
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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