I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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