so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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