She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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