the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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