Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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