And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Randomize
