i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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