I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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