why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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